I'm in 2012!
Accurate.
That's okay. I'm kind of weirded out by it, too, but I'll probably get over it.

I had a similar experience when I met my dad before he was my dad in 1955.  Though he didn’t know it was me, since I didn’t tell him I was his son.

It won't seem like it when you're older because we don't talk, but... I love you, dad.

Well if I understand parents enough, I love you too, but just don’t show it well.  I’m sorry, this is a very awkward conversation, but you’re my future son, and you’re talking to me and I’m your dad but a lot younger.

... Well, can I at least tell you something really dumb and probably stupid because you're the only version of dad I've met that listens to me?

Sure, go ahead.

crabby-apple:

Who the fuck is Marty McFly

I am.

Even if I... really want to change it?

Yes, even though you discovered that your dad was a time traveler.

... I can't tell you how I think of 2012 you, right?

As long as you don’t tell me anything that can change the way I act in the future.

... I don't talk to you much.

Well, I don’t know how it is in my family when you are.  But you can’t tell me.  And you should probably try talking to me from this time, since I am your dad.

Heh, well, only the kids from Hill Valley say it. We're waitin' for it to trend around the whole world. But... that just sounds horrible. Why didn't you ever tell me this story before?

Maybe you should ask older me, as in your dad.  Though, I’ll probably tell you that I told you when I was younger.

WHY WOULD GRANDMA LORRAINE MARRY BIFF? Why would... that is the creepiest thing EVER. Biff likes to hit me on the head with his cane! He's the meanest guy alive--well, not countin' Griff... he's a low-rez scuzzball!

Low-rez?  Is that what people say these days?  Well, from what I could figure out, she was forced to marry him.